El Rey is what other lawyers wish they could be. Tall. Dark. Dastardly handsome. Well-spoken, and mannered. As aggressive as a west Texas rattler, and just as grouchy. His mustache was forged under the intensity of the Chihuahuan Desert, so nothing phases him or it. His beard is composed of strands of hair, silk, cactus thorns, and titanium, with trace amounts of adamantium. El Rey’s coat of armor (his suit) is drenched in confidence and swagger, which protects him from radiation and insurance counsel alike. El Rey is, as Aloe Blacc put it, the Man.
Self-Taught & MENSA qualified
(169 LSAT score)
Sued the Taylor Swift machine in 2019.
Stopped the City of Dallas from harassing homeless solicitors.
Prevented a predominantly white school district from excluding Muslim students.
Recovered more than $5,000,000 for his clients!
Licensed in Texas since 2013
Admitted to practice in all Texas courts. Admitted in the Eastern, Northern, and Western Districts of the Texas Federal Courts.
